:: kæləŋˈkoʊ … kal-un-KOH-ee … kal-un-kee

Upon seeing the true pronunciation written, black on white, I’m afraid my lower jaw truly did hit my chest. Kalanchoe is pronounced how??? That's it! I will never trust my trusty dictionary again! Mind you I have a history being widely off the mark with my pronunciations. For years I 'kned' my bread instead of kneading it. (And wouldn’t you know it! That is the only one I can remember after a life time of learning new words from books! I know I was covered with embarrassment many a time having misspoke a word... the way others look at you!) One word is commonly misspoken where I grew up (northern British Columbia, Canada) - shone - everyone I know pronounces it 'shawn' yet throne is throne. Strange, eh? It surprised me to discover people really do pronounce it shone! Back to the ‘kalunkohee’.